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[Dec. 19th, 2009|07:29 am] |
That was
about as lyrical as a potheads
philosophy is deep
congratulations
you've made a new low
no small feat
Somewhere in the corner
someone shouts
enraged
(show me where it is dog!)
playing a bit too much
of games made by those
enamored with Fables. |
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| Baby, I Ate Your Dog |
[Dec. 14th, 2009|07:20 am] |
Baby,Last night
while you were at work.
I kinda ate your dog.
He sorta got killed
when my pot of chilli
fell off the stove.
He was burned alive.
He was burned alive to death.
And, you know,I hate to waste chilli.
And then, when I realized
Barkles was in there,I stopped eating it.
But, dang, yo,poodle is so sweet
and tender.
So, I went ahead and finished
most of the pot.
Don't be mad, baby.
I saved you a bowl.
Barkles would have wanted it
that way.
He would have wanted it
that way
with crackers. |
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